I have come to bring knowledge to a world of chaos. I am in control. I must post daily blogs. It is a condition of my pardon from Hotel Nuts. The Shrinks are checking on me and ensuring I do post daily blogs.

I also answer questions and offer free advice to those who request it. Just remember... Free advice is worth what you paid fer it.

I live in the hills of Hoopee Holler in the area I call, "The Happy Humping Grounds." I live on Mt. Sexabus in a cave that was made into a real house. I have indoor plumbing, electricity, city water, and sattelite TV. All the comforts of home in my underground dwelling.

I am the owner/publisher of THE HOOPEE HOLLER GAZETTE newspaper and the part owner of THE GET SKUNKED SALOON located in Hoopee Holler. I have long been considered the craziest person to reside in Hoopee Holler. I think I am quite normal fer a crazy person and everyone else is nuts!